Dudquimcan is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, contented alligator.

Dudquimcan created the Tadpole Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dudquimcan, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dudquimcan, it will turn you into a sheep.

Dudquimcan's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Dudquimcan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

2. Do not hurt snails.

3. Always help otters in need.

4. Do not drink water in black rooms.

5. Respect your elders.