Kamyimxem is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, witty tortoise.

Kamyimxem created the planet Earth three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kamyimxem, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kamyimxem, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Kamyimxem's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Kamyimxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always look after injured rats.

5. Worship no other gods but Kamyimxem.