Binpombud is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, unsympathetic rat.

Binpombud created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Binpombud, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Binpombud, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Binpombud's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Binpombud's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Binpombud's priests.

2. Never talk about frogs.

3. Binpombud loves cats, so they must be honoured.

4. Never skip near bats.

5. Pray towards the south.