Quimominfed is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, grumpy porpoise.

Quimominfed created silver twelve years ago.

If you believe in Quimominfed, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Quimominfed, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Quimominfed's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Quimominfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not wear white clothing.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.