Gidlakrag is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, amazing hamster.

Gidlakrag created Asia twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gidlakrag, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gidlakrag, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Gidlakrag's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Gidlakrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed melons to dolphins while wearing indigo kilts.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. You must pray to Gidlakrag five times a day.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.