Rowafjon is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, annoying dingo.

Rowafjon created humankind three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rowafjon, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rowafjon, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Rowafjon's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Rowafjon's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight nematodes approach from the south.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Feed all hungry seals.