Arndutnad is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, unthoughtful crane.

Arndutnad created a top quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arndutnad, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Arndutnad, it will turn you into a frog.

Arndutnad's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Arndutnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

4. Put Arndutnad first in all things.

5. Never write about amino acids.