Capbafwot is a god.

It takes the form of a small, blissful toad.

Capbafwot created the Cigar Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Capbafwot, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Capbafwot, it will make you grow a tail.

Capbafwot's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Capbafwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never wear boots.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never wear pink coats.