Capbeting is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, generous raccoon.

Capbeting created dark energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Capbeting, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Capbeting, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Capbeting's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Capbeting's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six turtles approach from the south.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.