Kophudflag is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, witless mole.

Kophudflag created a Higgs boson nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Kophudflag, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kophudflag, he will remove you from existence.

Kophudflag's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Kophudflag's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Frogs are not to be trusted.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.