Bamtikflag is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, happy jackal.

Bamtikflag created vertebrates eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bamtikflag, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bamtikflag, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Bamtikflag's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Bamtikflag's Holy Commandments

1. Bamtikflag loves cats, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. You must love Bamtikflag.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always help sick otters.