Negdavmangubciprilldanfad is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, tiresome clam.

Negdavmangubciprilldanfad created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Negdavmangubciprilldanfad, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Negdavmangubciprilldanfad, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Negdavmangubciprilldanfad's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Negdavmangubciprilldanfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in red rooms.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. You must never eat lemons.

4. Retreat if five tapirs approach from the north.

5. Always help dolphins.