Gumjipsab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, flying coyote.

Gumjipsab created life two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumjipsab, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gumjipsab, she will remove you from existence.

Gumjipsab's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Gumjipsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Gumjipsab loves shrews, so they must be respected.

5. Always treat badgers with great respect.