Bonbellbod is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, all-powerful centipede.

Bonbellbod created water eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonbellbod, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bonbellbod, she will boil you in a big pot.

Bonbellbod's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Bonbellbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Put Bonbellbod first in all things.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never wear corsets.