Gabragpop is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, narcissistic wolf.

Gabragpop created tapeworms two years ago.

If you believe in Gabragpop, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gabragpop, she will remove you from existence.

Gabragpop's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Gabragpop's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never hurt shrews.

3. Run away if six hamsters approach from the west.

4. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.