Rilldagcad Badteenarp is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, all-powerful jackal.

Rilldagcad Badteenarp created a Higgs boson six million years ago.

If you believe in Rilldagcad Badteenarp, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rilldagcad Badteenarp, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rilldagcad Badteenarp's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Rilldagcad Badteenarp's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Rilldagcad Badteenarp on top of all buildings.

3. Never wear jumpers.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not shave your back.