Babjansog is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, kind hyena.

Babjansog created water nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Babjansog, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Babjansog, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Babjansog's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Babjansog's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry rats.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never hurt mites.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

5. Do not kill turtles.