Binshavyok is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, ill-tempered yak.

Binshavyok created dark matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Binshavyok, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Binshavyok, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Binshavyok's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Binshavyok's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never go into indigo rooms.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Hide from white tortoises for they are unholy.