Lippibfen is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, quiet troll.

Lippibfen created parasitic wasps two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lippibfen, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lippibfen, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Lippibfen's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Lippibfen's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lippibfen.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Lippibfen on top of all buildings.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lippibfen.

5. Fast once a month.