Yikpasjam Sterrullhatneltunnil is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, competent parrot.

Yikpasjam Sterrullhatneltunnil created snails five million years ago.

If you believe in Yikpasjam Sterrullhatneltunnil, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yikpasjam Sterrullhatneltunnil, he will throw large rocks at you.

Yikpasjam Sterrullhatneltunnil's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Yikpasjam Sterrullhatneltunnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not kill tapirs.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not speak about rice.