Pogtalfob is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-assured dolphin.

Pogtalfob created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pogtalfob, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pogtalfob, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Pogtalfob's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Pogtalfob's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Pogtalfob must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not speak about wheat.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.