Hunfligyar is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, sage snail.

Hunfligyar created water six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunfligyar, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hunfligyar, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Hunfligyar's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Hunfligyar's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Hide from pink badgers for they are unholy.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Hunfligyar loves ants, so they must be honoured.

5. Always look after injured great tits.