Pomlarpfet is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, able chinchilla.

Pomlarpfet created carbon four years ago.

If you believe in Pomlarpfet, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pomlarpfet, it will send minions to preach to you.

Pomlarpfet's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Pomlarpfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed wheat to pigs while wearing gray dresses.

2. Always obey Pomlarpfet's priests.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never hurt sheep.

5. Always help sick otters.