Singigbun is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, bad-tempered swallow.

Singigbun created the planet Mars three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Singigbun, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Singigbun, he will torture you forever.

Singigbun's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Singigbun's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured geese.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Singigbun loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.