Kopraghen Kenyartpas is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, dishonourable mongoose.

Kopraghen Kenyartpas created silver four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopraghen Kenyartpas, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kopraghen Kenyartpas, it will think nothing of it.

Kopraghen Kenyartpas' most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Kopraghen Kenyartpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Kopraghen Kenyartpas.

3. Do not speak about pineapples.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Kopraghen Kenyartpas on top of all buildings.