Wipgongup is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, merciless camel.

Wipgongup created a charm quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wipgongup, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wipgongup, she will turn you into a frog.

Wipgongup's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Wipgongup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Hide if eight pigs approach from the south.

5. Wipgongup loves cats, so they must be honoured.