Arnrakfut is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, benevolent centaur.

Arnrakfut created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnrakfut, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Arnrakfut, it will turn you into a rock.

Arnrakfut's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Arnrakfut's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.