Dodcuntap is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, dishonest fox.

Dodcuntap created energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dodcuntap, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dodcuntap, she will torture you forever.

Dodcuntap's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Dodcuntap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill tapirs.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always obey Dodcuntap's priests.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never paint your hands green.