Som is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, egotistical skunk.

Som created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Som, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Som, it will turn you into a frog.

Som's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Som's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always treat voles with great respect.

4. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Respect your elders.