Bamlimbem Tamgepgil is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, amazing dragon.

Bamlimbem Tamgepgil created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bamlimbem Tamgepgil, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bamlimbem Tamgepgil, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bamlimbem Tamgepgil's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Bamlimbem Tamgepgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Bamlimbem Tamgepgil loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. You must never eat aubergines.

5. Feed all hungry sheep.