Lipbisstit is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unfair wolf.

Lipbisstit created a down quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Lipbisstit, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Lipbisstit, it will turn you into a worm.

Lipbisstit's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Lipbisstit's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Never talk about squirrels.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Do not make images of living things.