Bodjensit is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, pitiless grasshopper.

Bodjensit created dark matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodjensit, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bodjensit, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Bodjensit's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Bodjensit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Worship no other gods but Bodjensit.

3. Always obey Bodjensit's priests.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never go into white rooms.