Armnargum is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, all-knowing hedgehog.

Armnargum created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Armnargum, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Armnargum, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Armnargum's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Armnargum's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear violet rings.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Armnargum on top of all buildings.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.