Tikcissbom Karriparn is a god.

It takes the form of a small, self-assured bear.

Tikcissbom Karriparn created parasitic wasps five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tikcissbom Karriparn, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tikcissbom Karriparn, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Tikcissbom Karriparn's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Tikcissbom Karriparn's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tikcissbom Karriparn.

3. Run away if seven cats approach from the north.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always treat snails with great respect.