Sithangun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, compassionate faun.

Sithangun created an up quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sithangun, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Sithangun, she will turn you into a worm.

Sithangun's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Sithangun's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven cats approach from the south.

2. Never mention eagles.

3. Never hurt whales.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never look at asteroids.