Cebvol Veggovtag is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, all-knowing coyote.

Cebvol Veggovtag created Asia nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebvol Veggovtag, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cebvol Veggovtag, he will turn you into a goat.

Cebvol Veggovtag's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Cebvol Veggovtag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about parsnips.

2. Hide if six nematodes approach from the south.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not kill otters.