Wonlegget is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, calm tortoise.

Wonlegget created light seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonlegget, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wonlegget, he will throw large rocks at you.

Wonlegget's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Wonlegget's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always treat horses with great respect.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.