Wapbast is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, generous tapir.

Wapbast created the Andromeda Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wapbast, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Wapbast, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Wapbast's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Wapbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of mice.

2. Never paint your hands cyan.

3. Wapbast loves whales, so they must be respected.

4. Moths are not to be trusted.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.