Wathab is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthoughtful bird.

Wathab created the universe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wathab, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wathab, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Wathab's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Wathab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Pray towards the west.