Lunyarpwee is a god.

It takes the form of a small, weak mouse.

Lunyarpwee created humankind six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunyarpwee, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lunyarpwee, it will jump up and down on your head.

Lunyarpwee's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Lunyarpwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Lunyarpwee on top of all buildings.

3. Never hurt dogs.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.