Linlimflapqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, humorless rhinoceros.

Linlimflapqueeg created a charm quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Linlimflapqueeg, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Linlimflapqueeg, she will destroy your home planet.

Linlimflapqueeg's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Linlimflapqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never eat garlic.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never talk about manatees.

5. Never wear gray coats.