Pitsadwit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, merciless otter.

Pitsadwit created a Higgs boson six million years ago.

If you believe in Pitsadwit, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pitsadwit, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Pitsadwit's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Pitsadwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Put Pitsadwit first in all things.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Pitsadwit loves mice, so they must be respected.