Yamkadhitjip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, blissful butterfly.

Yamkadhitjip created an electron three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamkadhitjip, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yamkadhitjip, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Yamkadhitjip's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Yamkadhitjip's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never jump in the presence of whales.