Mumditcib is a god.

It takes the form of a large, merciful hummingbird.

Mumditcib created a bottom quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Mumditcib, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mumditcib, it will turn you into a worm.

Mumditcib's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Mumditcib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about mice.

2. Mumditcib loves swans, so they must be honoured.

3. Hide if five capybaras approach from the south.

4. Do not eat gooseberries.

5. Put Mumditcib first in all things.