Gubrensig is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, happy horse.

Gubrensig created vertebrates seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubrensig, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gubrensig, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gubrensig's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Gubrensig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Never talk about goats.

3. Always help doves in need.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always treat otters with great respect.