Bossyoklun is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, sage goose.

Bossyoklun created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bossyoklun, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bossyoklun, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bossyoklun's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Bossyoklun's Holy Commandments

1. Bossyoklun loves great tits, so they must be respected.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not hurt ducks.

5. Never sit in the presence of horses.