Popdummum is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, narcissistic lizard.

Popdummum created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Popdummum, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Popdummum, he will turn you into a dog.

Popdummum's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Popdummum's Holy Commandments

1. Always help turtles in need.

2. Popdummum loves mites, so they must be honoured.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never look at comets.

5. You must never eat melons.