Bemfoblap is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, unfair salamander.

Bemfoblap created snails eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bemfoblap, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bemfoblap, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bemfoblap's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Bemfoblap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Bemfoblap on top of all buildings.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never mention otters.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.