Megbesskar is a god.

It takes the form of a small, benevolent gorilla.

Megbesskar created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megbesskar, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Megbesskar, it will curse you with boils.

Megbesskar's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Megbesskar's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.