Yogsitfed is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, vain fairy.

Yogsitfed created humanity four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogsitfed, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yogsitfed, she will send you a sign.

Yogsitfed's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Yogsitfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

4. Never eat peas.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.